> The top 51 worst pick up lines
>
>     1.     Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible
>      urge to plant you right here!
>      2.     Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's
go
>     screw.
>      3.     Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
>      4.    Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere
>      I want to be.
>     5.     Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
>      6.     I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your
Bed
> Rock.
>     7.     I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only
one
>      talking to you.
>     8.     My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going

>      and going....
>     9.     That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on
you,
>      I'd be coming too.
>      10.     Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King,

>      you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
>     11.     I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that
> someone
>      beat me to it.
>      12.     I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would
>      like to "tinker" around with.
>     13.     You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb.

>      14.     If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
>     McGorgeous.
>      15.     Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
>     16.     I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
>      Thrasher, have you seen one?
>      17.     I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I
>      could ride you all day long for a quarter.
>     18.     Wanna Play House?  You be the screen door and I'll
>      slam you all night long.
>      19.     If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can
sleep
>
>      until the afternoon.
>      20.     Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
>     21.     If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
>      22.    Guy:     "Would you like to dance?"
>      Girl:     "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't
>           dance with you."
>      Guy:     "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,
>           I said you look fat in those pants"
>      23.    Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to
>      have lost mine.
>     24.     I look good on you.
>     25.     I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
>      26.     If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg
> Christmas,
>      can I visit you between the Holidays?
>     27.     You look like a girl that has heard every line in the
book,
> so
>      what's one more going to hurt?
>      28.     Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
>     29.     I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
>      30.     Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.
>     31.     You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
>      is only a light switch away.
>      32.     Do you want to dance, No?  Well I guess a fuck is out of
>      the question.
>      33.     Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

>     34.     I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
>      35.     You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
>     36.     My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me,
>      mead till hard, and serve hot.
>      37.     Are your legs tired, because you've been running through
>      my mind all day long.
>      38.     You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
>     39.     Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want
>      to leave home without me.
>      40.     Do you have a quarter?  My mother told me to call home
>      when I met the girl of my dreams.
>     41.     The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room
>      and spread the word.
>      42.     Hey baby, what's your name? Caution, slippery when wet,
>      dangerous curves ahead, yield?
>      43.     Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be
>     screaming it all night long.
>     44.     I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think
>      he went into this cheap motel room.
>      45.     Was you dad a farmer?  Cause you sure have great melons.
>     46.     Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go
>      Choo choo.
>     47.     You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
>      48.     The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that
there's
> more room for your tongue.
>      49.    Guy:     "haven't I seen you someplace before?"
>      Girl:    "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
>     50.     Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to
the
>
>      roof of your mouth.
>      51.     Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?